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12 October 2020 @ 10:43 pm
Laura; Brazil, 18, aspiring actress, lover of the impossible.

My fics, icons, graphics and such will be public. Comment if you want to be added -- don't be timid, I don't bite unless you ask me to or I'm too hungry. But you should be okay. Let's be friends! :) 
 
 
we're baking!
I seem to have more and more inspiration when I have a prompt to work with, so I figured, my life would be a lot easier if I had a post to gather my ideas and ideas people have given me. Feel free to leave me something -- just don't forget to mention the characters involved and a little something you think might help my muses. A quote, a picture, lyrics, something you really wish you could read about, whatever floats your boat. :)


threatening the life it belongs to. )
 
 
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Title: You Could Be Happy (And I Won't Know).
Rating: G.
Word count: 508.
Fandom: Glee.
Pairing: Jesse St. James/Rachel Berry.
Summary: Those were stories; tales only meant to be told, not lived, but Jesse wasn't one to conform to the rules.
Disclaimer: If they were mine, they would have a proper storyline. 
A/N: The latest episode of Glee and this prompt are the ones to blame for this. Also, I haven't written in forever, I'm trying to dust off. All mistakes are mine. 


but you weren't happy the day i watched you go. )

 
 
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20 October 2011 @ 09:58 pm
Title: Brutal.
Rating: PG. 
Word count: 508.
Fandom: Glee.
Pairing: Noah Puckerman/Quinn Fabray.
Summary: They both think that maybe it was better when they didn’t have to pretend. When they just ignored. 
Disclaimer: If I owned them, they would have sung my entire playlist for them. But alas.
A/N: The prompt was "Quinn and Puck are assigned to do a duet together" by the lovely Nicole. Thank you, darling. Also, the song they sing is called Christmas TV, by Slow Club. One of my favorites. 

'Cause we're far apart and my lonely heart finds it hard to get through the night. )
 
 
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Title: It's Okay To Have Scars (They Will Make You Who You Are).
Rating: PG-13 (some language). 
Word count: 588.
Fandom: Glee.
Pairing: Noah Puckerman/Quinn Fabray.
Summary: So she lies and lies and lies, and prays that if she does it for long enough, her lies will become truths.
Disclaimer: Do I even need to say it anymore? I don't own them. If I did, they would spend their days tied to a bed.
A/N: I wrote this on Beth's birthday earlier this year. I've noticed I can only ever write depressing things or porn. Sometimes both. Also, I tried a different writing style this time.

"We could be a family." )
 
 
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17 October 2011 @ 12:48 pm
Title: Volcano. 
Rating: PG-13. 
Word count: 311.
Fandom: Glee.
Pairing: Noah Puckerman/Quinn Fabray. 
Summary: It's uncontrollable, compulsive, unhealthy, obsessive even; just how much they want, need each other.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, they would get decent storylines. 
A/N: I... don't know exactly what I was thinking when I wrote this, but it wouldn't hurt to share. 

"I'm here." )
 
 
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17 October 2011 @ 12:33 pm
Title: Secret Smile. 
Rating: NC-17. 
Word count: 2,252.
Fandom: Glee.
Pairing: Noah Puckerman/Quinn Fabray. 
Summary: "Fucking Christmas," he muttered as he looked out the window, watching a couple of kids enjoying themselves with their gifts. "You don't see us flaunting Hanukkah like everyone is fucking obligated to be cheery because hey, it's Hanukkah, and who cares if you don't get to celebrate it?"
Disclaimer: As usual, I don't own them. Unfortunately. If I did, they would be on HBO.
A/N: I wrote this around Christmas last year. There's no actual point to it other than porn, really. But if you don't enjoy the mental image of these two doing the nasty, there must be something wrong with you. 

"Merry Christmas." )
 
 
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17 October 2011 @ 12:20 pm
Title: Sweetest Taste In My Mouth. 
Rating: NC-17 (language, heavily sexual situations, allusion to underage drinking). 
Word count: 1,825. 
Fandom: Glee.
Pairing: Puck/Quinn, mention of Puck/Santana.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Puck was finally doing the one thing she wanted him to do. Yet the vision of him doing as he was told only made Quinn hurt more.
Disclaimer: If owned them, they would have a house, some furniture, and tons of kids already. Also, sexytimes. 
A/N: I wrote this for a Tumblr RP I had over a year ago. Keep in mind that it starts with them in an established relationship, but he cheated (with Santana, in case that isn't clear enough). 

"I'm fine." )
 
 
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17 October 2011 @ 12:05 pm
Fandom: Glee.
Pairing: Noah Puckerman/Quinn Fabray. 
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I wish. If I did, they would have their own show.
A/N: Another one of those 10 words drabble memes. Except I couldn't keep it to ten words. Again. Oops? 

 )
 
 
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Title: You Sit There In Your Heartache.
Rating: PG-13 (some language and insinuations, but other than that, nada). 
Word count: 1,004.
Fandom: Harry Potter.
Pairing: Sirius Black/Marlene McKinnon. 
Summary: Life happens, and ultimately, death. It happened to me.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, quite obviously. If I did, they would have happened. Though this includes a fair amount of headcanon I have for both characters. 
A/N: This is a bit depressing. And by a bit, I mean a lot. You've been warned. 

It’s so lonely, Sirius. Kind of like you. )